From: Benjamin
Well practice is closed and it is pouring outside, so I thought I'd spend some quality time with my granddad perusing through the media guide. This is some thrilling reading for sure. Based on the pictures, here are the media guide awards/thoughts....
1) Most likely to kill you if you met him in a alley....Travian Robertson
2) 1st round draft pick in a Baddest Man Alive Contest..... Jarriel King
3) If Jarvis Giles gained 8 lbs this offseason, half of it is hair.
4) Speaking of the dread look, is that the new team doo? One doesn't look too tough with hair halfway down their back. D.L Moore and Lamar Scruggs have enough locks to take a half second off their forty time. However, Stephon Gilmore is the man no matter what.
5) If the quality of the coaching staff is related in any way to how good their wives look, this is the best staff ever. Coach Spurrier Jr. winning a close race with Coach Johnson.
6) Bru Pender/Calvin Owens "Is he still on the team?" award"-Ryan Broadhead
7) Best Teeth goes to Demario Jeffery
8) How many deep snappers does one team need?
9) Without cheating, how many guys share the same number? OK there are 105 players and 99 numbers. Why do we have so many repeats?
